In the fishing shop the salesman asks the fisherman – Should I give you a fish or a fishhook anyway?
Fisherman – Net and dynamite.
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Little boy asks his mother.Little boy asks his mother.- Mom, What is the difference between summer and winter fishing?
Mom – Nothing is different, the same drunkenness only in winter.
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Two friends Nick and Jack are talking:
Nick – How many have you caught during the fishing?
Jack – less then John.
Nick – But John hasn’t caught anything.
Jack – Yes, and I also lost my fishhook.
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George’s friend calls him:- Let’s go fishing.
George – But I don’t have a fishhook.
Friend – Never mind, I have taken 6 liters:
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When the son went fishing with his father he couldn’t even think that he had to catch the squirrel.
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David returns home and starts preparing for the fishing. He rolls the bottle of the vodka with the tape to the fishhook:
Wife– Do You do so, in order not to forget the vodka?
David – No , in order not to forget the fishhook.
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The wife is cleaning the thirty second fish in the kitchen and says her husband.- My dear, please drink some vodka during the fishing.
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Sam returns from fishing.
Wife – Where have you been?
Sam – I went fishing
Wife – And why can’t you stand on your feet?
Sam – I am tired from fishing.
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Fisher Arthur is going fishing with overnight stay:
Wife – Who is coming with you from your friends?
Arthur – No one, I am going alone, I want to fish.
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