In the fishing shop the salesman asks the fisherman – Should I give you a fish or a fishhook anyway?
Fisherman – Net and dynamite.
Little boy asks his mother.Little boy asks his mother.- Mom, What is the difference between summer and winter fishing?
Mom – Nothing is different, the same drunkenness only in winter.
Two friends Nick and Jack are talking:
Nick – How many have you caught during the fishing?
Jack – less then John.
Nick – But John hasn’t caught anything.
Jack – Yes, and I also lost my fishhook.
George’s friend calls him:- Let’s go fishing.
George – But I don’t have a fishhook.
Friend – Never mind, I have taken 6 liters:
When the son went fishing with his father he couldn’t even think that he had to catch the squirrel.
David returns home and starts preparing for the fishing. He rolls the bottle of the vodka with the tape to the fishhook:
Wife– Do You do so, in order not to forget the vodka?
David – No , in order not to forget the fishhook.
The wife is cleaning the thirty second fish in the kitchen and says her husband.- My dear, please drink some vodka during the fishing.
Sam returns from fishing.
Wife – Where have you been?
Sam – I went fishing
Wife – And why can’t you stand on your feet?
Sam – I am tired from fishing.
Fisher Arthur is going fishing with overnight stay:
Wife – Who is coming with you from your friends?
Arthur – No one, I am going alone, I want to fish.