The son during the fishing
When the son went fishing with his father he couldn’t even think that he had to catch the squirrel.
[…]Vodka and rod
David returns home and starts preparing for the fishing. He rolls the bottle of the vodka with the tape to the fishhook:
Wife– Do You do so, in order not to forget the vodka?
David – No , in order not to forget the fishhook.
Wife in the kitchen
The wife is cleaning the thirty second fish in the kitchen and says her husband.- My dear, please drink some vodka during the fishing.
[…]Return of the fisherman
Sam returns from fishing.
Wife – Where have you been?
Sam – I went fishing
Wife – And why can’t you stand on your feet?
Sam – I am tired from fishing.
Fishing with overnight stay
Fisher Arthur is going fishing with overnight stay:
Wife – Who is coming with you from your friends?
Arthur – No one, I am going alone, I want to fish.