Smoking gunpowder

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Two hunters are talking:
Adam – What kind of gunpowder do you use for boar hunting?
Jack – Only smoking gunpowder.
Adam – You mean it hits more strongly?
Jack – No, but while the smoke disappears I manage to climb the tree.

After a shot

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Hunters Jack and Adam during the hunt after the shoot.
Adam – Jack, go and take a look what a beast I have killed?
Jack – What kind of beast it is I don’t know, but in his passport it was written Mr. Ben Sirunyan.

Beginner Hunter

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Beginner hunter Adam returns home from hunting:

Wife – And, Have you impaled anything?

Adam –  Yes ,of course.

Wife – And where is the hunt?

Adam – In the hospital.

Circus Bicycle

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Two friends Bill and Karo are talking:
Bill –Where have you got such a bicycle from?
Karo – My hunter father have killed a bear. He took the meat, gave the skin to my mother and the circus bicycle was left for me.

Languished wolf

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Hunters Jack and Adam are talking.
Jack – two days ago I met a wolf in the forest, it was so thin and languished after the long winter and I managed.
Adam – Managed what?
Jack – I managed to run.

Tourett forester

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Hunters Jack, Adam and George have been following the tourett forester for 5 hours thinking it is a bear.

Injured animals of the forest

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Hunter Jack so much hated to kill animals that all the forest was full of injured animals.

Fresh footprints of the tiger

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Hunters Adam and Jack see fresh footprints of a tiger:
Adam – Go and see where it went.
Jack – And you?
Adam– I will go on the other way to see where it has come from.

Hunter and the doctor

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Hunter Adam meets the doctor of his district Jack Hakobyan.
Adam – Doctor, do you know what I have impaled today?
Hakobyan – Yes, surely, I have already swathed him.

Tiger’s head

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Jack and Adam are talking:
Jack – Such a good tiger head is there on the wall, how many times did you shoot?
Adam – Ten
Jack – Really?
Adam – Yes, but I have missed it all , then the tiger passed away from laughing .