In the fishing shop
In the fishing shop the salesman asks the fisherman – Should I give you a fish or a fishhook anyway?
Fisherman – Net and dynamite.
Summer and winter fishing
Little boy asks his mother.Little boy asks his mother.- Mom, What is the difference between summer and winter fishing?
Mom – Nothing is different, the same drunkenness only in winter.
[…]The lost hook
Two friends Nick and Jack are talking:
Nick – How many have you caught during the fishing?
Jack – less then John.
Nick – But John hasn’t caught anything.
Jack – Yes, and I also lost my fishhook.